- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

roses are red. violets are violet...

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

girls lacrosse

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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