- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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