hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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