What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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Knock knock. Racism.

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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