What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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Anti Joke

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