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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

You

whats red and falls from a tree an apple

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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