- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you spell eight? 8

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

your mum

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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