whats 2+2? math.

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

wanna hear a joke? no.

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

How old is your mom? Old.

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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