what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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Yeah right loser!

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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What's the difference between a duck

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Republicans

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your going to die

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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My name is Harry.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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hit the thumbs down button

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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