Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

Donald Trump

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

Yeah right loser!

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

Bob dole

What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

Spread the net.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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