What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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GONNA

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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My two friends Larry and Paul are both race horses. They were getting ready for a big race to quolify them for the Kentucky durby. BANG! The race started! What. Close race! First it was Larry then Paul then Larry then Paul! And finally Larry came out and won it! Paul went to the winners circle and congratulated Larry. He said "hey great job Larry but next time after you come back from touring will you let me win?" Larry says "oh! Of course this couldn't get between us! We're like two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket. We're best friends"... So when he came back from touring Larry said it was great! And promised let Paul win. BANG the race started! It was Paul then Larry then Paul then Larry won again. Paul was a little mad that he he didn't win but he went to congratulate larry anyway. Larry said next time he was deffinetly going to let Paul win, because he wasn't gonna let this get between them because they are two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket, they are best friends. Then after Larry came back from touring he promised again he would let Paul win. BANG! The race started and it was Paul then Larry! Then Paul! Larry! Paul! Then larry won. Paul at this point furious went to the winners circle. He talked to Larry "Larry why didn't you let me win for the third time!? This is just your ego trying to win every time now!?" I didn't want them to fight so I chimed in "Larry, Paul! Please don't fight! Your two peas in a pod! Closer then bread in a basket! Your best friends!! You don't want to fight like this!" Larry turned to Paul and said "Hey look! A talking dog!"

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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