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The Barackness Monster

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

I killed someone today. :D

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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