What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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