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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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Your mama's so fat.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Find the M: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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lol a man is drowning

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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