Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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Your mama's so fat.

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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lol a man is drowning

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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