Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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