What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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