What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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