Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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