why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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?u?? ????? ????? '?? p??? o? u?op ?p?sdn s??? p?dd??? no? ??

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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try slamming a revolving door

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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You have cancer

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