- Anti Joke

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

hi

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.