A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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poo

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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The Pope

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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shut up iggy

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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one day i went to bed

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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