- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

whats long and green? weed

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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