- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

At least I dont have AIDS.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

Gingers.

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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