A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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your life

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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