Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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