- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

Whats better than 24? 25.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

At least I dont have AIDS.

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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