- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

try slamming a revolving door

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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