how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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ass in my face ? no

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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shut up iggy

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one day i went to bed

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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