What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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