- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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