If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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poo

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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The Pope

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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