0 + 0 = 0

*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

you know whats funny the letter Q

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

shammmm is a lesbian.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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