- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

A midget walks under a bar

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