How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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Darude - Sandstorm

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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Two english guys meet at work

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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