How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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irish wristwatch JLR

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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No.

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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