Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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