- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

You're Adopted.

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

An Asian fails their maths exam.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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