- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Womens rights

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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