- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

Butt Sex.

a man walked into a bar ouch

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

Your mums a penis joke.

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

Men, get on the boat.

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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