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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

Hello, nice to meet you.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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