Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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