Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

Whats white and sticky fluff

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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