Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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A Jew! Bless you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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