- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

a man is running away

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

i like turtals and kids

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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