- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ass in my face ? no

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Luke Hardie is G@Y

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

yes... that's the joke

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

Womens Rights.

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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