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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

A guy was beet by his wife.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

Niki Minaj's ass

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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