Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

Where's my baby??

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

The Barackness Monster

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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