- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

Why does life suck? Because it does

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

Your mama's so fat.

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