Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

Flop dog

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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