How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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vaginas

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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i like pie.

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