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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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