- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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