Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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A guy trips a blind man.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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