Who's there? Knock Knock.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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