Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Tim and Eric

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What happened to Liam? He Died.

Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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