Jews

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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