What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Why did the book disappear?

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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Maturity is a virtue.

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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