Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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How did the girl die? 25.

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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TIMMAH!

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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