lol this is the best joke ever!

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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A whale's vagina

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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