Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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I Have a Black Friend

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Women's rights

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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