What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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