A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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rebecca is a hard worker

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poo is yummy

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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