How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

obama

men's rights.

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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