- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

knock knock "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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