Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

men's rights.

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

obama

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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