How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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Gays

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