Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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My tractor broke down.

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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