What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

A baby seal walks into a club

what's brown and sticky? A stick

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

Tell you something funny.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

A cow says moo and explodes.

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

A women's opinion.

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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