What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

A handicapp walks into a bar

pickle sniffer

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Wombat monkey juice.

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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