Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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Badgers are cool

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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pickle sniffer

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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Wombat monkey juice.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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