- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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