- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

Women's rights.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

Niki Minaj's ass

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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