- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

colby doesnt shave

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

Neither does he.

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

Women's rights.

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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