It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

i can't stand cripple jokes

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

A homosexual walks into a church

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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