What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

You are Nerochan right?

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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