Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

Fox News.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

Nock Nock It's open.

Why did the man die? He got shot!

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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