girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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no

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This is not an anti joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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