- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

What's worse than eating cows. Death

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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