- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

I saw a poor man named rich

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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