Why did the man die? He got shot!

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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Nock Nock It's open.

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What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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School

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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