- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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