- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

ass in my face ? no

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

Luke Hardie is G@Y

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

yes... that's the joke

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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