what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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A mans opinion.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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