- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

Whats an Anti Joke

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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