A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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knock knock who's there no one

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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