A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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