How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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falling didnt make the difference

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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A white person at Harvard

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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Justin Bieber

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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