What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

a man walked into a bar ouch

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

Your mums a penis joke.

Butt Sex.

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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