- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

ME NAME IS JEFF

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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