What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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I never asked for this.

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Harry Styles

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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