Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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oh hai

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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refridgrator

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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Women's rights.

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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