Ebola

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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knock knock who's there?

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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Xzibit

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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