Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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all these jokes suck ass

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Needless to say,

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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