Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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Top Gear USA

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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