- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Robin, get in the batmobile.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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