"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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butt sex

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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your life

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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