Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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