nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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Please Rape William Wright

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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