Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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yes... that's the joke

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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lol

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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