Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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Yes!

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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What is White over Black? Society.

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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