what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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