What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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I LIKE TRAINS

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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