stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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the asian kid gets an F

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Your mom is so fat...

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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