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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

Yo momma so fat, she died.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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