- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm off to my tank guys!

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

Your mama's so fat.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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