What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

Where's my baby??

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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