- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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