- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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