- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

How old is your mom? Old.

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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