A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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Fox News.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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