Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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matty russel are you on here

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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Anti Joke

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