- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

my whole life!

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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