- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

Gorden Brown.

what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

What comes after 23? 24.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

i have two hands.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

What did the peanut say to the jelly

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

A Jew! Bless you.

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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