Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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