What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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I ponder

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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