I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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im black

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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That's what she didn't say

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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