What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

A Irish man walks our of a bar

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

I ponder

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

Thumbs this down

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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