Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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Women's rights

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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These Jokes suck.

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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No, Trinidad.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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