Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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