- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get in the car.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

-_- i like trains ... -_-

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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