- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

An Asian fails their maths exam.

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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