A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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"33"

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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Anti Joke

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