Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

justin bieber

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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