A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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... i forgot the joke :p

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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Come In!

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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Gingers.

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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Anti Joke

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