Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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