What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

A man walks into town and takes a shit!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

Anti Joke

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