just sit down and dont be a Jew

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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Women's rights

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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Knock knock Come in

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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