- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

Jesus was a good guy

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Life is an elephant, get married.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

Pinus Testicles

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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