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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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