INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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melon

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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i dont like chris

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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A black guy gets a job...

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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