Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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I had sex with my mother in law

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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