- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

A black guy gets a job...

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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