- Anti Joke

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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