Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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Your all fags

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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Thumbs this down

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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