how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Tell you something funny.

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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