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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

What's that in the road.... a-head?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

what do you call gingers ugly.

Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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