det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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The WNBA.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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brian mcgee is gay!

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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